im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me
it’s better than craving for her to love me back
i dont know what to say im sorry
"hey, do you remember that time in sixth grade when yo-"
I asked Siri if I’d ever get married and it consulted the magic conch
There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
Do not hate homosexuals, bisexuals, asexuals, ect
But do not hate heterosexuals.
Do not hate trans*gender, agender, non-binary people
But do not hate cissexuals.
Do not hate people of color
But do not hate white people.
Do not hate women
But do not hate men.
Do not hate Christians
But do not hate atheists.
Hatred only breeds more hatred. Is it that hard to understand?
This needs more attention than it’s gotten.
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