i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about
that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say
soon the ancient meme god nyancat will return and slay your false meme idols. the hour of the lolcat is upon us. repent. u can haz mercy
He took me out of his a while ago and won’t tell me why. I keep asking him to put me back in but he won’t…
I don’t usually post on tumblr, and this isn’t the best photo, but this guy makes me more happy then I can ever put into words. Thank you for always making me smile when I was at my worst and always letting me know that I’m important. You are one of the greatest gifts god has ever let into my life.
this is bullshit
Home made pizza
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
this is extra good because this short fuck can’t even draw