me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .
this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo
fuck off google i’m not buying you a guitar
Back at it again
Holy shit this is in my city
me on a diet
Print it. Fuck it.
am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused
if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands
we need some new and more powerful swears
Son, I found your fedora. At first I thought you were a brony and I was going to be very disappointed. But then I found your giant stash of checkered vans and hawaiian shirts. Ska punk forever, son. Ska punk forever.
me: i really want chinese food
astrology hoe: OMG that’s because your birth moon is in orbit over your home planet and we just had a lunar eclipse so you’re extra hungry