nonepizza:

Happy anniversary monkey (Josh whiteafricankid) 👦👱🐵👬

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

pritcharddawkins:

fuck off google i’m not buying you a guitar

pritcharddawkins:

fuck off google i’m not buying you a guitar

unclefather:

Back at it again

Holy shit this is in my city

realitytvgifs:

me on a diet

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

maralizelegaljuana:

if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

davvvd:

Son, I found your fedora. At first I thought you were a brony and I was going to be very disappointed. But then I found your giant stash of checkered vans and hawaiian shirts. Ska punk forever, son. Ska punk forever.

almondmilkpapi:

me: i really want chinese food

astrology hoe: OMG that’s because your birth moon is in orbit over your home planet and we just had a lunar eclipse so you’re extra hungry